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Emotional Support Husband: Do Not Pet Hoodie

$26.99

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Emotional Support Husband: Do Not Pet Tee

$17.99

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I Identify as a Problem Hoodie

$26.99

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I Identify as a Problem Tee

$17.99

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My Therapist Gave Up: Final Session Hoodie

$26.99

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My Therapist Gave Up: Final Session Tee

$17.99

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People: One-Star Review Hoodie

$26.99

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People: One-Star Review Tee

$17.99

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These Hoes Don’t Deserve Me Hoodie

$26.99

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These Hoes Don’t Deserve Me Tee

$17.99

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Undiagnosed: Something Ain’t Right Hoodie

$26.99

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Undiagnosed: Something Ain’t Right Tee

$17.99

0 1 Wearable chaos

A man in a red hoodie sitting in a cafe, holding a white mug. The hoodie features a white graphic with a red Star of Life and the text 'EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUSBAND DO NOT PET'.

Emotional Support Husband: Do Not Pet Hoodie

$26.99

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A man wearing a dark gray graphic t-shirt with a red and white 'Emotional Support Husband Do Not Pet' design, standing outdoors against a blurred mountain background.

Emotional Support Husband: Do Not Pet Tee

$17.99

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A man standing on a city street wearing a black pullover hoodie with bold white text on the front that reads 'I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM', paired with blue jeans.

I Identify as a Problem Hoodie

$26.99

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A man wearing a bright red crewneck t-shirt with the text 'I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM' printed in bold white capital letters, standing on an urban street.

I Identify as a Problem Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a red hoodie with the white printed text 'MY THERAPIST gave up' stands in a cafe-like environment.

My Therapist Gave Up: Final Session Hoodie

$26.99

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My Therapist Gave Up: Final Session Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a red pullover hoodie with a white graphic print that reads 'People' above five stars and the phrase 'Absolutely nothing, would not recommend.' He is also wearing blue jeans against a plain light gray studio background.

People: One-Star Review Hoodie

$26.99

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People: One-Star Review Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a black pullover hoodie with the text 'THESE HOES DON'T DESERVE ME' printed in white capital letters on the chest, paired with light blue jeans, standing outdoors against a light gray building wall.

These Hoes Don’t Deserve Me Hoodie

$26.99

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A man wearing a dark gray graphic t-shirt with the text 'THESE HOES DON'T DESERVE ME' in white, standing outdoors on a paved path with trees in the background.

These Hoes Don’t Deserve Me Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a red pullover hoodie with the text 'UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT' printed in white on the chest, standing on a city sidewalk.

Undiagnosed: Something Ain’t Right Hoodie

$26.99

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Undiagnosed: Something Ain’t Right Tee

$17.99

0 1 Wearable chaos

A man in a red hoodie sitting in a cafe, holding a white mug. The hoodie features a white graphic with a red Star of Life and the text 'EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUSBAND DO NOT PET'.

Emotional Support Husband: Do Not Pet Hoodie

$26.99

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A man wearing a dark gray graphic t-shirt with a red and white 'Emotional Support Husband Do Not Pet' design, standing outdoors against a blurred mountain background.

Emotional Support Husband: Do Not Pet Tee

$17.99

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A man standing on a city street wearing a black pullover hoodie with bold white text on the front that reads 'I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM', paired with blue jeans.

I Identify as a Problem Hoodie

$26.99

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A man wearing a bright red crewneck t-shirt with the text 'I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM' printed in bold white capital letters, standing on an urban street.

I Identify as a Problem Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a red hoodie with the white printed text 'MY THERAPIST gave up' stands in a cafe-like environment.

My Therapist Gave Up: Final Session Hoodie

$26.99

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A man wearing a dark gray crewneck t-shirt with the white printed text 'MY THERAPIST gave up' stands outdoors in front of a brick wall and glass door.

My Therapist Gave Up: Final Session Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a red pullover hoodie with a white graphic print that reads 'People' above five stars and the phrase 'Absolutely nothing, would not recommend.' He is also wearing blue jeans against a plain light gray studio background.

People: One-Star Review Hoodie

$26.99

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A man wearing an olive green t-shirt with a white graphic print that reads 'People' above a one-star review design, paired with light beige pants, standing outdoors in front of a modern building.

People: One-Star Review Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a black pullover hoodie with the text 'THESE HOES DON'T DESERVE ME' printed in white capital letters on the chest, paired with light blue jeans, standing outdoors against a light gray building wall.

These Hoes Don’t Deserve Me Hoodie

$26.99

10 Wearable chaos

A man wearing a dark gray graphic t-shirt with the text 'THESE HOES DON'T DESERVE ME' in white, standing outdoors on a paved path with trees in the background.

These Hoes Don’t Deserve Me Tee

$17.99

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A man wearing a red pullover hoodie with the text 'UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT' printed in white on the chest, standing on a city sidewalk.

Undiagnosed: Something Ain’t Right Hoodie

$26.99

12 Wearable chaos

A man wearing a dark charcoal gray graphic t-shirt with white text that reads 'UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT', leaning against a light-colored stone wall in an outdoor setting.

Undiagnosed: Something Ain’t Right Tee

$17.99

/* ========================================================= CHAOS COTTON BRANDED CART DRAWER Scoped to #cart-drawer so other drawers stay unchanged. ========================================================= */ #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__dialog { color: #11100d; background: #f9efe5; border-inline-start: 3px solid #11100d; box-shadow: -7px 0 0 #ce5d1c; } #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__header { padding: 16px 18px; color: #f9efe5; background: #11100d; border-bottom: 4px solid #ce5d1c; } #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__title { color: #f9efe5; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 21px; font-weight: 900; line-height: 1.1; letter-spacing: 0.04em; text-transform: uppercase; } #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__badge { display: inline-flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; min-width: 26px; height: 26px; margin-inline-start: 7px; padding: 2px 6px; color: #f9efe5; background: #ce5d1c; border: 2px solid #f9efe5; border-radius: 999px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; } #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__close-button { width: 38px; height: 38px; padding: 8px; color: #11100d; background: #f9efe5; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 9px; box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #ce5d1c; } #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__close-button:hover { color: #f9efe5; background: #ce5d1c; transform: translate(1px, 1px); box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #f9efe5; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__content, #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items, #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__summary { color: #11100d; background: #f9efe5; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items { padding: 16px; scrollbar-color: #ce5d1c #f9efe5; scrollbar-width: thin; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items::-webkit-scrollbar { width: 8px; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items::-webkit-scrollbar-track { background: #f9efe5; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb { background: #ce5d1c; border: 2px solid #f9efe5; border-radius: 999px; } /* Product cards */ #cart-drawer .cart-items__table-row, #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items .cart-items__table-row { padding: 13px; margin: 0 3px 16px 0; background: #fffaf4; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 12px; box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ce5d1c; column-gap: 12px; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items .cart-items__table-row:last-child { padding: 13px; margin-bottom: 5px; border: 2px solid #11100d; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__media-container { background: #ffffff; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 9px; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__media-image { border: 0 !important; border-radius: 7px !important; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__title { color: #11100d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 900; line-height: 1.2; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__title:hover { color: #ce5d1c; text-decoration: underline; text-decoration-thickness: 2px; text-underline-offset: 3px; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__details, #cart-drawer .cart-items__variants-wrapper, #cart-drawer .cart-items__variants, #cart-drawer .cart-items__properties { color: #807953; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__unit-price-wrapper, #cart-drawer .cart-items__price { color: #11100d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 900; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__unit-price-wrapper > div { display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 6px; flex-wrap: wrap; } #cart-drawer .compare-at-price { color: #807953; font-weight: 500; opacity: 0.75; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__variants-wrapper .list-unstyled { display: inline-flex; margin-top: 6px; padding: 4px 7px; color: #11100d; background: rgb(206 93 28 / 14%); border: 1px solid #ce5d1c; border-radius: 5px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 900; line-height: 1.2; text-transform: uppercase; } /* Quantity and remove controls */ #cart-drawer .quantity-selector { min-height: 38px; color: #11100d; background: #f9efe5; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 999px; overflow: hidden; } #cart-drawer .quantity-selector button { color: #11100d; background: transparent; } #cart-drawer .quantity-selector button:hover { color: #f9efe5; background: #ce5d1c; } #cart-drawer .quantity-selector input { color: #11100d; background: transparent; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 900; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__remove { width: 38px; height: 38px; color: #11100d; background: #ce5d1c; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 999px; box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #11100d; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__remove:hover { color: #ce5d1c; background: #f9efe5; transform: translate(1px, 1px); box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 #11100d; } /* Sticky summary */ #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__summary { gap: 14px; padding: 17px; border-top: 3px solid #11100d; box-shadow: 0 -5px 0 rgb(206 93 28 / 20%); mask-image: none; } /* Buy 2, Get 1 box */ #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__b2g1 { padding: 13px 14px; color: #11100d; background: #f9efe5; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-left: 7px solid #ce5d1c; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ce5d1c; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__b2g1-header strong { color: #ce5d1c; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 900; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__b2g1-header span { color: #f9efe5; background: #11100d; border: 1px solid #11100d; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__b2g1-progress span { background: rgb(128 121 83 / 30%); border: 1px solid #11100d; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__b2g1-progress span.is-active { background: #ce5d1c; } /* Totals card */ #cart-drawer .cart-totals { gap: 12px; width: 100%; margin: 0; padding: 14px; color: #11100d; background: #fffaf4; border: 2px solid #11100d !important; border-radius: 10px; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__summary .cart-totals { padding-block-start: 14px !important; } #cart-drawer .cart-totals__total { padding-top: 9px; border-top: 2px solid #11100d; } #cart-drawer .cart-totals__total-label { color: #11100d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: 0.04em; text-transform: uppercase; } #cart-drawer .cart-totals__total-value { color: #ce5d1c; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 21px; font-weight: 900; } #cart-drawer .cart-totals__tax-note, #cart-drawer .cart-totals__tax-note a, #cart-drawer .cart-totals__installments { color: #807953; } #cart-drawer .cart-discounts__item { margin-top: 6px; padding: 7px 9px; color: #11100d; background: rgb(206 93 28 / 14%); border: 1px solid #ce5d1c; border-radius: 7px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 800; } #cart-drawer .cart-discounts__label svg { color: #ce5d1c; } /* Note and discount accordions */ #cart-drawer .cart-actions { border-block-color: #11100d; } #cart-drawer .cart-actions__divider { border-block-start-color: #11100d; } #cart-drawer .cart-note__summary, #cart-drawer .cart-discount__summary { color: #11100d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 900; } #cart-drawer .cart-note__instructions, #cart-drawer .cart-discount__input { color: #11100d; background: #ffffff; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 8px; box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #ce5d1c; } #cart-drawer .cart-discount__button { color: #f9efe5; background: #ce5d1c; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 8px; box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #11100d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; } #cart-drawer .cart-discount__pill { color: #f9efe5; background: #11100d; border: 2px solid #ce5d1c; border-radius: 999px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 900; } /* Checkout area */ #cart-drawer .cart__ctas { gap: 12px; } #cart-drawer .cart__checkout-button { min-height: 54px; color: #f9efe5 !important; background: #11100d !important; border: 2px solid #11100d !important; border-radius: 10px !important; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #ce5d1c !important; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: 0.04em; text-transform: uppercase; transition: transform 150ms ease, box-shadow 150ms ease, background-color 150ms ease; } #cart-drawer .cart__checkout-button .button-text { color: #f9efe5 !important; } #cart-drawer .cart__checkout-button:hover { color: #11100d !important; background: #ce5d1c !important; transform: translate(2px, 2px); box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #11100d !important; } #cart-drawer .additional-checkout-buttons { margin-top: 2px; } #cart-drawer shopify-accelerated-checkout-cart { --shopify-accelerated-checkout-button-border-radius: 10px; --shopify-accelerated-checkout-row-gap: 10px; } /* Empty cart */ #cart-drawer .cart-drawer--empty .cart-drawer__content { padding: 30px 20px; background: #f9efe5; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__wrapper--drawer-empty { gap: 14px; color: #11100d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__empty-button { color: #f9efe5; background: #11100d; border: 2px solid #11100d; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ce5d1c; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__empty-button:hover { color: #11100d; background: #ce5d1c; } /* Focus accessibility */ #cart-drawer :is(a, button, input, textarea):focus-visible { outline: 3px solid #ce5d1c; outline-offset: 3px; } @media screen and (max-width: 749px) { #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__header { padding: 13px 14px; } #cart-drawer .theme-drawer__title { font-size: 18px; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items { padding: 12px; } #cart-drawer .cart-items__table-row, #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__items .cart-items__table-row { padding: 11px; margin-right: 3px; box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #ce5d1c; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__summary { gap: 12px; padding: 13px; } #cart-drawer .cart-totals { padding: 12px; } #cart-drawer .cart-drawer__summary .cart-totals { padding-block-start: 12px !important; } #cart-drawer .cart__checkout-button { min-height: 50px; font-size: 15px; box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ce5d1c !important; } }